Selena Gomez Announces Mom’s Pregnancy with Obligatory Tweet and Baby Bump Hold
The Laughing Stork, thelaughingstork.comNo, that’s not Selena Gomez’s pretty older sister in that picture Tweeted by Selena – that’s her 36-year-old mom, Mandy, who is clearly expecting her second child. (Either that, or Mandy enjoyed a few too many banana nut pancakes at Mother’s Day…
How do groups of people who work for one company link up on Twitter? Designer Santiago Ortiz made this visualisation looking - appropriately enough - at employees of Twitter. Using only the public profile of users via the Twitter API and the @Twitterteam list, his visualisation shows in incredible detail the way that people interconnect, just within one organisation. Hover over a node to see which user it is and click ‘play’ to see those networks change over time. This is also the first public face of his new network visualisation tool. Which other organisations could it show?
“Tweet THIS, You Small-Minded Motherfucker”
Staceyann Chin is a poet, activist and amazing woman & human being and in this video below, says all we need to say to those out there, online, hiding behind tweets, blog posts or on comment threads, perpetuating sexism, hate and bullying.
Staceyann, I salute you.
“Today @312Barstool (bigot) tweeted @staceyannchin (me)
“You’re a dirty carpet munching cunt that belongs in my kitchen, washing my dishes and cock. Write a poem about that….”
So I took his advice and wrote the poem.
Obviously
you are a rotting dick/an ass wipe
an open sore existing
among the worst tumors that plague humanity
you are an apology someone should have made
to women
centuries ago
today you remain
a very good reason abortions should be legal
and available
to every woman who finds herself
carrying the figurative fetus of your fetid misogyny
get the fuck out of my womb
you hater of your own origin
you forget you came from some woman’s cunt
the pussy you so deride
provided path for you
to get here spewing such sick soliloquy
your existence
makes a good argument for capital punishment
only I hold myself
accountable to a more compassionate code of ethics
so I refrain from advocating
for the archaic quartering of you
I will also resist the urge
to imagine you shackled in sequestered servitude
kneeling at the altar of some woman’s holy cunt
washing her feet with your mouth
only
I would not wish her the degradation
of your tongue on her flesh
your feet on her floors
you are the thing I will spend my entire life
trying to protect my daughter
from/the slime of your ignorance
the sweat of your hate
coward that you are
hiding behind the intangible shroud of the virtual
your keystrokes are the only ones with any power
impotent
unimportant little man
you splatter the male identity
with the putridity you exude
rotting apple/gonorrheal wound
refusing to heal/you would have us conclude
that most people with penises are like you
but for the stellar examples of men in my life
I would think you the norm
your actions would inform the love I cradle
for the small boys in my circle
earnestly learning
how to be better than the monster you are
far and away
fairytales and fiction pervade what they know of vaginas
valuing virginity over the virtue of being fair
bravado over advocating for equality
you make me wish I had a son
to personally prove your antithesis possible
Frankenstein
you frighten me
with your ability to keep breathing
your inclination to replicate
to recruit
to keep pressing the boot of your discrimination
upon the necks of generation after generation
after generation
the only thing that prevents me from raising arms
and going guerilla after you with guns
is our collective dedication
to the eradication of your kind
across all the borders of feminism
and race
and spaces held wire against the throat of equality
women resist heart and body
cunts and collarbones
kitchens and bedrooms
we rebuke all you offer as fact
the act of tweeting something does not make true
you are only a narrow opinion
constructed poorly
one hundred forty characters/your cavalry
is not nearly as committed as mine
you and your cronies were contrived
to keep the best parts of us broken
these poems you and your drones continue to encourage
these litanies I continue to compose
will stand as evidence your crumbling tyranny
time will hold your actions
your utterances
as shameful
as it was with every disease before you
the strongest/most admirable parts of being human
will keep adapting/over and over
history has already shown us
what doesn’t kill us/will make our resistance stronger
however unpleasant
the uphill task of surviving you as pandemic
can only make our species more immune”
Fuck.
I hate everyone and everything so much right now.
Kirsten Acuna, businessinsider.com
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